Y’all know what I’m talkin’ bout. The TV sets with like 2 feet of body in the back. It can’t be moved any closer to the wall, can’t be slid neatly onto a bookshelf and sure as hell can’t be carried under one arm. You gotta cradle the joint with two arms and try to keep it balanced. Don’t tip it the wrong way or it’s gonna end up crashing to the floor.
Get rid of those big booty Judy TV sets. If not for yourself, do it for your friends and family who come over to help you move. You’ll stand around sippin a glass of Red Kool-Aid while Pookie & nem try to get that super dooper joint down the stairs safely, so you can move that big butt heffa to your new crib.
Sell them. Donate them. Just get them out the house. It’s 2009 folks. Step up to flat screens.
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